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Wyoming, October “Quite frankly this is disgusting”, claimed Senator F J Lewis when offered a plate of vegetables. “It would be like eating members of my own family.” “My family have been vegetables for the last 4 generations”, announced Senator Lewis, while simultaneously signing a fracking agreement, ignoring climate change, and denying the holocaust, “…and […]

November, USA New research indicates that 83.33% of Russian Roulette players claim that it is the greatest game ever. The other 16.67% of players could not be reached for comment.  

Washington DC, November A giant orange toddler has had a hissy fit because he has been asked to do some work instead of playing with his toys. “Wheres my Fisher-Price golf cart?” asked the tiny-handed miniature Mugabe. “I wanna go play”. [image credit]