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Wyoming, October “Quite frankly this is disgusting”, claimed Senator F J Lewis when offered a plate of vegetables. “It would be like eating members of my own family.” “My family have been vegetables for the last 4 generations”, announced Senator Lewis, while simultaneously signing a fracking agreement, ignoring climate change, and denying the holocaust, “…and […]

November, USA New research indicates that 83.33% of Russian Roulette players claim that it is the greatest game ever. The other 16.67% of players could not be reached for comment.  

Washington DC, November A giant orange toddler has had a hissy fit because he has been asked to do some work instead of playing with his toys. “Wheres my Fisher-Price golf cart?” asked the tiny-handed miniature Mugabe. “I wanna go play”. [image credit]

Prehistory, Tuesday Cavemen are concerned about the effect that single-use rocks will have on their environment. “These rocks we’ve fashioned into cutting implements with sharp edges are just left laying around and will harm the environment for years to come.” – said Ug. (or at least we think that’s what he might have said – […]